North Dakota Pete: Old Pete's got ideas... and those that ain't vile, are foul. North Dakota Pete: When I was a kid in school, you know what I did to the little girls that sat in front of me? Eric Von Zipper: Sure, let me guess, you used to take their pig-tails and stick them in the ink well. North Dakota Pete: No. I used to stick the *whole girl* in the ink well.